Pembalasan Kucing Hitam

mad cat

Suer Tekewer-Kewer ini kisah nyata.....Cerita ini benar-benar terjadi...
dan pengalaman ini takkan pernah terlupakan dan mungkin hanya aku satu-satunya manusia yang mengalaminya....
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Latar belakang kisah... Di sebuah asrama yang bangunannya sudah agak tua...
Suatu sore aku dan teman-temanku lagi duduk-duduk santai sambil ngerumpi di teras asrama...
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gosip sana sini ga jelas... ngomongin anak-anak cewe.... ada yang pantatnya besar sebelah lah ... ngomongin cewenya temenku yang bau ketek lah..... hahahaha hehehe.... sambil ketawa ketiwi...
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lagi asyik ngobrol...
ada kucing berwarna hitam lewat....
dengan iseng aku ngambil batu sebesar ibu jari aku lempar ....
pPletOOOKKKK.... kena mulut tu kucing....
Mweeeeeooooowwww..... si kucing menjerit..... dan lari terbirit-birit....
Ya elah jahat amat lu... kucing ga salah apa2 kok di lempar.... kata temanku...
O My God.... im sorry kucing... aku tadi ga berniat ngenain kamu... cuman mau nakut2in aja...
tapi tangan Snipper ku ini terlalu jeli makanya jadi kena deh.....
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begitu aja kejadian berlalu.... sampai ku pun dengan cepatnya lupa dengan si kuching....
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malam itu setelah selesai dengan seluruh agenda harian ku beranjak ke kamarku untuk tidur...
sebelum tidur ku pasang mp3 di telinga.... bikin playlist 3 buah lagu....
di lagu ketiga (if you're not the one by Daniel Bedingfield) mengantarkan ku ke alam antara sadar dan tidak, hampir tertidur......
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Dengan posisi terlentang, Masih diantara sadar dan tidak dengan mata sedikit terbuka....
Samar-samar ku lihat sebuah benda berbentuk segi empat berwarna putih melayang dan akan jatuh tepat di atas seluruh badanku.....
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Ah mungkin ini hanya mimpi.......
...Oh tidak,,, ini bukan mimpi..... ini nyata.... dan ...(klik : http://www.shockwave-sound.com/sound-effects/scream-sounds/maleyell.wav)
WhUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH.....AAAAKKKHHHH....
pLEKKK.... suara benda itu ketika jatuh mendarat tepat di mukaku..... (meooowwwww) ada suara kucing juga
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Bruk bruk bruk.... suara teman2 ku berhamburan ke kamarku......
ada apa? ada apa????
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saat teman2ku masuk ke kamarku.....
sebagian ada yang kasian sebagian lagi justru tertawa terpingkal-pingkal.... Bwahahahahahaha.....
(Lho kok???)
untungnya aku ga pingsan..... jantungku masih berdetak kencang karena kaget....
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Ternyata langit2 kamarku rubuh..... dan tau Ga????
Jatuhnya 1 buah langit2 yang berukuran 1 meterpersegi itu ada kucing hitam di atasnya.....
dan kucing itu sekarang ada di pojok kamarku yang juga ketakutan dengan banyak orang....
ketika ada celah dan kesempatan kucing itu langsung lari terbirit-birit keluar kamarku.....
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Ya Allah aku masih terengong-bengong..... benda yang menimpaku itu sudah di singkirkan.......
trus temanku nyeletuk.....
"Hiiiii.... tadi ini langit2 nimpa elu jatuh  bareng kucing item ya....... hiiiii (temenku bergidik ngeri.....)
"Ahhhh lu bikin gue makin ketakutan ni...." kataku... " Eh gue tidurnya di kamar lu ya.... pliiiisssssssssssss"...kataku
ya iya..... kata temanku.....
akhirnya malam itu ku nebeng tidur di kamar temenku....
Huuuufffffh.... kayanya tu kucing yang gue lempar tadi sore dehhh....
Iyaaa warna nya juga sama.... kayanya dia balas dendam karna lu lempar tadi.....
Gue kan ga sengaja...........
3 malam berikutnya aku masih nebeng tidur di kamar temenku...



English Version....
The Black Cat's Revenge

Misterious Black Cat

I swear God this story really happened...

And This experience will never be forgotten all entire my life....
and i believe that iam the only one who ever through this experience
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So this is how the story begins...
At an old dormitory.... my friends and i were sitting along afternoon while chatting an gossiping about some girls in front of dormitory...
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We were talking about any unimportent things... such a girl with imbalance size of ass... then my friend's girlfriend who has a stinky armpit... :D  lol...
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while we were enjoying gossiping....
There was a black Cat passed through not so far from us...
I didn't really understand why i took a gravel then i threw it to the cat...
and....
pPlettOOOKKKK.... the gravel hitted the cat right on its mouth....
Mweeeeeooooowwww..... the cat was so surprised and shocked then runaway....
"Ouchhh... how could u do that....the cat is innocent....you are kind of evil...." my friend said
O My God.... im sorry cat... i didn't mean it, really... i just wanted to make you scared....
but my hand is too good for doing that so...........
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Soon i have forgotten what happened
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After i'm done with every agenda of the day.... i rushed to my bed....
and before i'm going to sleep i set a playlist on my mp3.... i always do that since my mom stopped singing a lullaby for me.... :D lol
on the third song  (if you're not the one by Daniel Bedingfield),,,, this song almost brings me into sleep....
it feels like i am still awake but not really awake
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I was laying on my back and i am still at the same state with eyes half-opened...
Cryptically i saw a thing in square-shaped white-colored is falling down and it's right above my body...
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haha maybe it's just an illusion.......
...Nooooo,,,it isn't a dream.... it's real....and.... (click : http://www.shockwave-sound.com/sound-effects/scream-sounds/maleyell.wav)
WhUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH.....AAAAKKKHHHH....
pLEKKK.... that shit is really falling on my face and my body..... (meooowwwww) i also heard a cat's sound............................
Bruk bruk bruk.... my friends was coming as soon as possible to my room...
hey what's up dude????
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when they already in my my room...
Some of my friends came to help me... but some of the was laughing at loud....
ohh how could you laughing at this situation... are you fucking happy seeing me like this???
i was so shocked and my heart is beating so fast....
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After i relax and i know that one of ceiling of my room collapsed...
and do you know what??? it fell with a Black Cat on it...
and the cat is still at the corner of my room... and i guess it was scared too with many peoples in this room...
soon as it got a chance the cat quickly run out of my room....
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God... im still sitting like an idiot... that shit which just fell upon me has been taken of my room...
then my friend said....
"Hiiiii.... that ceiling was collapsing with the black cat right???? ....... hiiiii (scary expression.....)
"Oh...please stop it dude.... you make me getting  more frightened....i said... " Dude can i sleep over in your room tonight????.... pliiiisssssssssssss"...i beg
Ok ok..... easy man...

Finally i slept at my friend's room that night...
"I guess that is the cat that i hurt in the afternoon....."
"yeah.... i think what just happened is the cat's revenge...!!!"
but i didn't mean it...........

3 nights later i still slept over in my friend's room